Beautiful crew spotted at macdonald's!!
This morning, a very preety lady was spotted smiling at customers, taking orders from them. This rare phenomenon dispels all myths that the director of Macdonald's has a fetish for old and handicapped
ah mahs.. with bad attitude and do nuttin all day long except trying to cheat us of our
1-minute-challenge apple pie. This gurl here, she could be the greatest find since the abominable snowman!!! (did they even find it) The identity and habitat of this sweet little....sweetie is yet a mystery even to the late plato. In fact, had he been alive, he wld haf drooled upon her.
our camera-man managed to snap a shot of her, but the photos are still being developed in our very own red-room. apparently there has already been bidders willing to pay $123210000000 for this rare pix. Wait and behold~
CLARIFICATIONS!!!
This paper is supposed to be very crappy, thus "crapaper". many in town are taking on a wrong pronunciation track...reading "crapaper" as
kra-pa-per which is of coz not wat the great founder intended! it shld instead be
crap-paper where the first 'p' is supposed to giv 2 consonant sounds! It was a very original idea! until the govt of a particularly small red-dotted nation's govt decided to steal the idea...and used it in the production of "newater", where is oso pronounced
new-water. got it?!
this reading lesson was brought to u by the letter P and the number...(oops. no number today.)
The epoch of the CRAPAPER. Many analyst are placing high hopes on tis audaciously blunt paper. will there even be a single visiter reader? one wonders...but on tis day, wondering is a waste of time, more "wonder"ful things awaits.
"wat are u planning tonite brain?"
"the same as everynight pinky..
to take over the world!!!"
"where's ur evil laughter?"
"oh. that?
MuaHaHaHaHa~~"
more coming your way...look out for it! its FREE!!
