Ah-meng sayyaf Crushed!
The leader of top philippines rebel group ah-meng sayyaf was captured yesterday. He was believed to be the alpha male of the group of monkeys who go around killing people and engaging in "monkey business". These beast of the philippines specially target the europeans, americans and foreign travellers. Apparently they prefer "white meat", which explains why they refuse the beef and mutton offered to them in captivity.
The crushing of the ah-meng sayyaf has managed to help save philippines from further blushes. The world community has been putting pressure on Philippines to do something about the outbreak of these monkeys who form camps and openly challenge the human's position as the dominating species in Philippines. Philippines president Gloria Ayoyo has expressed on many occasions that Philippines is a country that will not tolerate monkey terrorism, but until yesterday, even the well-equipped military and even the swat team has not been able to get positive results against the ah-meng sayyaf monkeys.The butcher's bill in yesterday's raid of the monkeys adds up to around 26 humans, "all these in exchange for one monkey chief is well worth it", ayoyo expressed.
ah-meng sayyaf was believed to have worked with another monkey species al-gorilla, who has been on the limelight since their incredible attack on USA. While the al-gorilla alpha male "osama peanut-den" is still roaming the forests, authorities believe that the crushing of ah-meng sayyaf would serve to cripple one half of this monkey revolution where monkeys fight the rest of the world believing that their monkey god sent them.
~reported by ivan~
