Sinaporean: too smart to handle.
9th August 1965, Sinapore was separated from manaysia jus because of some tengku a-do ramen. He kicked Sinapore out of the federation on claims that Sinapore has far too many smart souls for him to feel secure in his own country. He decided that a separation shld knock us flat and perhaps when Sinapore phases out of the south-east asian equation, people would start thinking that he and Manaysia is relatively smart. At that time, our prime minister Lee Koon Yew was totally devastated and totally regretful that sinapore could no longer fulfil her ideal of making manaysia an intellectually competent state. He was quite sure that manaysia, wif all its abundance of natural resources such as stupidity, would onli fall into a bottomless pit of idiocy without sinapore around to guide them. But deaf ears were turned and manaysia still decided to take dumbness as it comes.
Today, 39 years into freedom from moronism, Sinapore has indeed gone into full flight and all its people are considered to be civilised animals, at least. Manaysia, on the other hand, is becoming more stupid, proving LKY's not-so-much-of-a-prediction-but-rather-stating-the-obvious right. This day...their degradation has been so incredible that their intellect have gone back to nearly that of the caveman! it appears they have indeed not wasted their free source of natural stupidity. This day, the manaysians are claiming that the gods are actually interested in their little game of power struggle! One party, the PAS claims that its supporters will be given a ticket to heaven if people vote for them. They even made cute little coupon-like "tickets" and are distributing them all over at the voting booths. Tickets are believed to be limited as the popular bookstore have ran out of stock for that particular type of paper. Becoz of this shortage, there has been a market going on for the sale of these tickets! prices have gone up to as high as RM50,000 per ticket! The contents of the tickets goes like these...
Ticket to manaysian heaven (PAS department)
admits one only
This ticket is complimentary and is transferable at will.
This ticket is valid from the time of death, irregardless of cause
rogues and rapists not allowed to enter.
all food and lodging will be provided for.
PAS reserves the right to change the terms of admittance without prior notice to the ticket holder. terms and conditions apply.
apparently the circulation of this ticket to heaven has been causing upheavals in the society as people rob, beg or sell their houses jus to get their hands on one of them. suicide cases have also shot up overnight as many cant wait to "gain entry". Former manaysia prime minister mamathir mee-tai-mak is thinking of a counter solution. He expresses, "i'll do something abt this! how can they be cheating the people like this? tho our people are largely retarded and mentally challenged, this is realli exploitation! i'll have to come up wif a more attractive package soon. but first let me visit popular bookstore. i have to rush.." This is his proposed package:
Ticket to manaysian heaven (UMNO department)
admits one only
This ticket is value-for-money and is transferable at will.
This ticket is valid from time of purchase. (cynide included)
rogues and rapists not allowed to enter. unless they are UMNO supporters.
all food and lodging will be provided for. (better rooms than PAS department. KINGKOIL bed)
trade in ur PAS tickets to get pain-killers.
UMNO reserves the right to change the terms of admittance without prior notice to the ticket holder. terms and conditions apply.
He's currently seeking council on how much room space they can offer, and his SINAPOREAN adviser is helping in everyway he can. He was overheard telling mamathir mee-tai-mak,"dun worry, i jus called god, he said there's still space available in heaven. BUT. Payment upfront..." he grins...
~ By Ivan ~
